Something funny

HOLY E-MAIL
One day       God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behavior that       was going on…

So He       called His angels and sent one to earth for a time.

When the       angel returned, he told God, ‘Yes, it is bad on earth; 95% are misbehaving       and only 5% are not.
God thought for a moment and said, ‘Maybe I       had better send down a second angel to get another opinion.’

So God       called another angel and sent her to earth for a time.

When the       angel returned she went to God and said, ‘Yes, it’s true. The earth is in       decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being       good…’

God was not pleased.


So He decided to e-mail the 5% who       were good, because He wanted to encourage them, and give them a little       something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the e-mail       said?

Okay, I was just wondering, because I didn’t       get one either.

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